Pulling a Lauren

Offering to fulfill a favor, however never accomplishing sed favor.

I never said I would clean the dishes!?

Yes you did, you keep pulling a Lauren this week!!

by ImNotAMachine76 November 20, 2017

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Lauren

Crazy, she can go psycho on you at any second. Very political. Has alot of boyfriends that she disclaims but secretly likes all of them. Mentally unstable. Hates liberals.... with a passion.

She acts just like a Lauren

by Thunder26 February 19, 2018

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A Lauren is a rambunctious small statured stacked woman. Usually found swaddled in sheets at 1 A.M. to around 1 P.M., they are generally docile, but can be provoked to action if sleep or steak are disturbed. In the sack, she has an angelic ass-clap, but ironically, Lauren’s are unable to twerk due to their short legs.

1: Hey man, what’s that girl doing over there? The one in the onesie.

2: Having a seizure?

1: oh, shit! She’s trying the sprinkler?!

2: must be a Lauren...

by IFUCKINGWINHUNNY February 23, 2019

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This sexy beast will gorge of food daily. You can find her in her natural habitat, the fridge be careful not to disturb her daily feeding seeing as you may anger her and she will snatch your wig.

Guy1: bro all the foods gone.
Guy2: must be lauren

by Isosarah2 November 13, 2017

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