Kitten

The immature form of a cat. it's also called a kitty and they are the most misleading creatures god has ever made. When you see one you'd probably think it's cute, but once it has activated his razor claws and locks on to you,
you'll change your opinion about them. Trust me. You will.

Aahw, look at that little kitten, it looks so adora-

AAAAHH IT HURTS, IT HURTS SO MUCH, TAKE IT OF ME!!!

by Cheesy man 38 October 28, 2017

Code Kittens

People who steal programming code from their friends and use it to look cool.

OP I'm a mentally fucked code kitten, i steal code from my friend and show it off to people to look cool.
Friend You are a faggot, I'm want you to die you piece of shit. Code Kittens suck.

by Anonymous__00 November 16, 2010

james kitten

when james is sus

partner: james kitten, why are there so many memes on this apush presentation between 1607-1669?
james: I made it sus
duck: lower your standards

by jujuuuuuuuuuuuuumitaiiiiiiiiii October 5, 2021

Kittens in the blender

During gay sex one man is swinging around his cock while the other's cock is in his asshole.

Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.

by meatspin.fr March 25, 2017

Magic Kitten

A Series Of Books Written By Sue Bentley Starring A Magic Young White Lion Named Flame Who Disguises Into A Kitten To Keep Himself Hidden From His Evil Uncle Ebony.

Abbey's Mom: What Are You Reading, Abbey?
Abbey: Just A Magic Kitten Book.

by Handle Here June 18, 2018

cage kitten

mma equivalent of a ring rat, buckle bunny, or mud cricket. typically in tight clothes and looking to hook up with a competitor.

did you see those cage kittens following him after the fight?

by warricka January 15, 2022

Discord Kitten

A discord kitten is Kerem him and dr.siburian have had some chats online on discord about really yummy things and have done the deed in the school bathrooms

Dr.siburian: Kerem sit at the front my discord kitten ~
Kerem: ok daddy
Person : WTFF

by kerem.is.sirs.dicrod.kitten April 3, 2022