"He was tearing apart all my answers in class, and then tried to flirt with me. Someone tell him that I don't want to be his debate kitten."
by oilonwater March 8, 2023

by AssLicker49 February 27, 2025

a disgusting fic written about the pairing Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure
-using excrements for sexual pleasure
It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure
-using excrements for sexual pleasure
It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.
by DistractedBandPhan August 17, 2019

Imagine a double hooked crow-bar being dug around within your internal organs catalyzing an elimination reaction within your abdomen, the embodiment of 'look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it'. Filling your mind with false hope and absolutely no hope at all. Predicted papers either help or makes you become Lady Macbeth and mentally destabilizes you to the point where you begin to forget and double think even the most simplest of matters. Questions materialize onto the wrong papers in spots making you want to scream 'OUT DAMN SPOT'. Might be of slight help at times or the absolute polar opposite.
IT EITHER IS HELPFUL OR ABSOLUTELY THROWS YOU OFF TRACK.
IT EITHER IS HELPFUL OR ABSOLUTELY THROWS YOU OFF TRACK.
by H@nnah November 17, 2024

Kitten jojo is the most meaningful and wholesome person in the whole world. They can change your bad mood in 2 seconds. Everything jojo does is just wonderful, its a shame not getting to know them. Hand in marriage jojo pls, Everyday is something 2 enjoy with them. They are the person that youd need 4life. Their love is so affectionate youd drown. Their look is so beautiful ud blind yourself. Their personality matches yours so well its amazing. They know when to be serious, happy and sympathic. You should forever love them they're literally the best. You can tell them a secret and talk shit abt anyone, they would keep it a secret. Joline you're the one that deserves the entire world, you make me so happy everyday please never leave me.
by kaitoslover June 1, 2022

Cute little demons that will scratch at you it won’t hurt but once they get older their crazy demons
by Dead ☠️ November 9, 2021

by aphoticasf November 12, 2023
