Florida

Americas basement where all the weird shit happens

Florida man arrested for jumping on a horse and riding it out into a hospital while saying "I HAVE AIDS!!!"

by Toast_Is_Good_Fam13 May 2, 2019

Florida truthing

Believing someone is in Florida, even if they aren't(while a significant number of people disagrees with you)

"I believe George is in Florida and DNF is real, I am Florida truthing"

by I belive in general knowladge September 30, 2022

Edgewood Florida

Edgewood Florida is literal hell😀

person 1- “Edgewood Florida is actually so bad”
person 2- “Ikr! Edgewood Florida is literal hell😀”

by anonymous November 19, 2020

florida formal

The weirdest and and most insane clothes you own.

Hey if you come to the party tonight, remember that the dress code is florida formal

by Ostrich king November 30, 2019

Florida ring of death

The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.

By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4

by Flyassfeller10 May 3, 2021

florida flopper

Florida flopper is when a person shoots up some heroin that has a bit of fentanyl in it and flops about on the floor until someone relieves with some narcan, the paramedics come, or they die. If they are female and they just go unconscious from the Florida flop they may end up penetrated in any Orphus by one or more of the guys in the room or a female with a foreign object.

Tina woke up from her Florida flopper with a koi up her anus from coy trying a dirty coy on her.

by Lee Derange September 26, 2019

Florida Milk

Cum

Damn, I love drinking this Florida Milk

by Gamerman3338372726 April 11, 2022