Gooch Taunting

When you spill a beverage on your shirt

My mom always yells at me for gooch taunting my new shirts.

by SaverOfHumens March 24, 2010

gooch hammer

A weird or odd person, also meaning a dumbass person or stupid idiot

Hey, have you seen the one guy who sweats a lot ??

Yes, I saw that gooch hammer in room 221!

by Goochhammer101 February 22, 2022

Gooch clapping

The act of clapping one’s gooch.
When’s somethings so satisfying that clapping your own hands isn’t enough.

Bob: “Oh my god that was so exciting!”

*claps gooch*

When someone shows you their yitties.
(Gooch clapping)

by Boob the gooch clapper January 22, 2022

Gooch Waterfall

When your balls are so sweaty it begins to drip from the Gooch

I have a Gooch waterfall going

by The Banter Lad January 15, 2017

Gooch queen

Gooch queen, formerly known as "Gridlock" from the hit game rainbow six siege is crowned the "Gooch queen".

racist 1: who the fuck pick the gooch queen?
racist 2: do you mean "Gridlock"?

by sveski May 06, 2023

gooch sodomy

I don’t fuckin know, Walker wont tell me.

Ex. If you don’t stop reading about gooch grease, you’re gonna learn about gooch sodomy

by SpaghettiHorse69 June 05, 2023