eggs in a basket

slang for two testicles in the vagina and the penis in the anus simultaneously.

Jerry worked for years before he was able to achieve eggs in a basket with Laura. It was the crowning achievement of his life.

by Jerry Mandarin November 29, 2011

man egg

Excrement; Waste matters expelled from the rectum; The product of defecation or bowel movements; Feces;
In other words, shit. Called man egg because it is the only egg a man can lay.

Timmy's dad just laid a man egg!

by Pig Child March 6, 2008

Hairy egg

Similar to your average Dingleberry, only this is a larger quantity of feces attached to even more hair.

Friend 1: Why do you keep picking at your ass? That's gross, You got a dingleberry or something?

Friend 2: Nah man, I got a hairy egg.

Friend 1: ...Wash that shit off, Literally.

by BrooklynsTyrant April 20, 2009

Schmelly eggs

Scrambled eggs mixed with jelly, usually consumed with pancakes and hyrup

Steve: Hey Bob, how do you want your eggs?
Bob: Schmelly...
Steve: Bob, I didnt know you ate Schmelly eggs! *gives thumbs up
Dog: *Farts*

by My name is Crips... September 27, 2005

Egg Whites

Dumb

Person 1: Yo I'm gonna put my dick in this bottle to see if it gets stuck.

Person 2: Yo that is so egg whites.

by sassyTAfan March 18, 2014

Dog Eggs

Completey Shit,

Not just standard dog shit but that extra special white dog shit you used to see when you were little.

this macdonalds sandwich is fucking Dog Eggs.

by Burluk December 15, 2008

SYRACUSE EGGS

This is scrambled eggs in which semen has been added, usually for the purpose of revenge.

I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me so I made her a batch of Syracuse Eggs. She ate em while I laughed!

by Dr. Scraps February 26, 2005