Jerry worked for years before he was able to achieve eggs in a basket with Laura. It was the crowning achievement of his life.
by Jerry Mandarin November 29, 2011
Excrement; Waste matters expelled from the rectum; The product of defecation or bowel movements; Feces;
In other words, shit. Called man egg because it is the only egg a man can lay.
In other words, shit. Called man egg because it is the only egg a man can lay.
by Pig Child March 07, 2008
Steve: Hey Bob, how do you want your eggs?
Bob: Schmelly...
Steve: Bob, I didnt know you ate Schmelly eggs! *gives thumbs up
Dog: *Farts*
Bob: Schmelly...
Steve: Bob, I didnt know you ate Schmelly eggs! *gives thumbs up
Dog: *Farts*
by My name is Crips... September 28, 2005
Similar to your average Dingleberry, only this is a larger quantity of feces attached to even more hair.
Friend 1: Why do you keep picking at your ass? That's gross, You got a dingleberry or something?
Friend 2: Nah man, I got a hairy egg.
Friend 1: ...Wash that shit off, Literally.
Friend 2: Nah man, I got a hairy egg.
Friend 1: ...Wash that shit off, Literally.
by BrooklynsTyrant April 20, 2009
Person 1: Yo I'm gonna put my dick in this bottle to see if it gets stuck.
Person 2: Yo that is so egg whites.
Person 2: Yo that is so egg whites.
by sassyTAfan March 07, 2014
I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me so I made her a batch of Syracuse Eggs. She ate em while I laughed!
by Dr. Scraps February 26, 2005
Completey Shit,
Not just standard dog shit but that extra special white dog shit you used to see when you were little.
Not just standard dog shit but that extra special white dog shit you used to see when you were little.
by Burluk November 27, 2008