a place where 40 year old men who pay rent in their moms basement sexually groom minors, they typically have 0 life and never ever go outside. Even the company is aware of this by making tweets such as "time to go touch grass guys" (when the servers went down)
P1: hey bro wanna head over to the skatepark or sumn?
P2: nah im busy on discord rn
P1: when are you not on discord smh
P2: nah im busy on discord rn
P1: when are you not on discord smh
by gucci flip phone April 04, 2022
tinder but with underage girls
pedo: *receives 26 friend requests on discord*
girl 1: im 23 and~
pedo: no
girl2 : im 18 and~
pedo: kys
girl 3: im 14, and~
pedo: send nudes
girl: *send nudes*
pedo: nice pussy, face reveal
FBI: *reveals face*
pedo: ah shit, here we go again
girl 1: im 23 and~
pedo: no
girl2 : im 18 and~
pedo: kys
girl 3: im 14, and~
pedo: send nudes
girl: *send nudes*
pedo: nice pussy, face reveal
FBI: *reveals face*
pedo: ah shit, here we go again
by Empress Kristi April 29, 2022
Discord, also known as Pedo-ville is a social media platform that is absolute heaven for 58-year-old neckbeards named Theodore who never touch grass and are addicted to League of Legends.
*Discord dms*
Theodore: hey there, M58 wbu?
random kid: F16, sorry
Theodore: EVEN BETTER!!!
random kid: (kinda scared)
Theodore: Send me your address
random kid: uhh ok CENSORED
Theodore: (I am 100 meters away from your location and approaching rapidly)
Theodore: hey there, M58 wbu?
random kid: F16, sorry
Theodore: EVEN BETTER!!!
random kid: (kinda scared)
Theodore: Send me your address
random kid: uhh ok CENSORED
Theodore: (I am 100 meters away from your location and approaching rapidly)
by goofy ahh skibidi ohio rizz October 30, 2023
a banger of a song. also a character in mlp. also an app with social interactions. also a word, meaning chaos.
Person 1: Discord is a good song.
Person 2: oh yeah! the one about the app.
Person 3: tf you mean its about chaos.
Person 1: no you idiots, its about my little pony.
Person 2: oh yeah! the one about the app.
Person 3: tf you mean its about chaos.
Person 1: no you idiots, its about my little pony.
by jackesgossipgirl June 16, 2021
Discord means disagreement
by By random girl December 03, 2021
A popular messaging app with toxic 12 year olds. Also good for being on calls with your friends. And with servers popular youtubers wont shut the fuck up about joining it
A place filled with a variety of people, most of which don't follow any of the guidelines. If you ever decide to download discord and participate in said servers, just know that it's hell. It is filled with nice people, and idiotic people; it is a place for degenerate people and kids with deranged minesets. Anything you say in there will 98% of the time, will have another person say something like "who asked" and, "nobody cares". Opinions are denied with people who are retarded and don't do anything besides sit on a chair while looking at a blank screen and pretend to be someone they aren't. Oh, and did I forget to mention? You will be accused of being homophobic, sexist, underaged, and a pedophile because of something you did or say which has VERY little correlation to those stereotypes. You also won't win anything in there because the apposing person most likely has power over that server, leading to you being silenced for no resonable explanation. It is a never ending spiral of hate and disappointment and will continue to get worse.
Sincerely,
-Discord user
Sincerely,
-Discord user
by Anamol May 27, 2021