Care

1. A sarcastic way of saying "I don't care."

2. An ironic form of saying "I don't care."

The differences are how they are conveyed in a particular situation, or who it is conveyed to.

Sarcasm : Person 1. "I can deadlift 430lbs" Person 2. "Care"

Irony/Sarcasm : Friend 1. "Guys, i just looked, and im down 75lbs now!" Friend 2. "Care" *all friends laugh*

Irony : Friend 1. "Yeah bro, i dropped 32 kills in warzone yest-" Person 1. "Warzone?! I love that game, i win every single game i play." Friend 2. "Care" *Friends laugh* Person 1. *confused* "Thanks, we should play some time!"

by ExplicitTaco January 04, 2022

Care

Easily conflated with control

Iam "I saw this TikTok video and the guy made a really good point about how care is used as a form of manipulation... I can't remember the guy's name... It's started with an 'N'... Like Nahtey... He looked Eastern Asian... Medium brown skin, straight medium-length black hair...Possibly Indian. But he said how you would be able to tell the difference between whether or not it was care or control is whether or not the only purpose the care serves is to make you more convenient for the people providing the care. And that's what my parents and the other people don't understand... It's like I'm in the desert hanging off a cliff and their solution is to piss on my face to keep me cool..."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

Day-Care Pot

You and your boys all put a sperm sample into the same pot to make a mix of 2+ babies.

Person 1: hey what’s this little pot?
Person 2: oh that’s just mine and my friends day-care pot

by butteredpopcorn August 15, 2022

Like I care....

Something somebody says when they don't care. Yeah literally that's it.

YO Jessica!!! Look at my new Versace purse!!!! " Like I care....Its ugly anyway..."

by Nelldoesthings December 24, 2022

care your ass

meaning to go somewhere away from someone

“girl if you wont care your ass”
“i cant wait to care my ass”

by October 01, 2023

Jerry Care

When a woman has a sexual interest in a older man preferably 65+. Grey hair and wrinkled skin are a must.

Girl 1: Omg you won’t believe who Amy is sleeping with! Girl 2: Who? Girl 1:Well let’s just say she has a Jerry Care fetish. Girl 2: Omg that’s disgusting!!

by The Adversary January 23, 2021

Alabama Health Care Provider

When your father gets a splinter in his finger so you suck his cock

A shit I need my Alabama Health Care Provider

by Ami Pond January 19, 2024