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First Law of Homodynamics

First Law of Homodynamics states that the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant; homosexuality can be transformed from one form to another, but can be neither created nor destroyed.
Anon: Yo Broccoli, you are gay.
Broccoli: U
Anon: The First Law of Homodynamics says the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant, so your constant gay.
by AnonTheSchoolShooter May 29, 2018
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first ballot idiot

The first person eligible to be an idiot. Not to be confused with First Ballot Hall of Famer.
Erin is a first ballot idiot.
by Laxhead6 February 13, 2021
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Love at first fuck

When you realize you are in love immediately after a first fuck.
- Omg, i am literally in love with that guy at first fuck.

- It is my love at first fuck.

- Love at first fuck marriage.

- Love at first fuck baby.

- Love first fuck divorce.
by AnotherMiller August 11, 2021
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step-first-cousin

1- Pibling's stepchild.
2- Steppibling's child.
3- Stepcousin.
My step-first-cousin is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
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First Years™

In irish secondary schools, the 12-13 year olds are in first year. this makes them First Years™. Characteristics of First Years™ include: arrogance, cockiness, annoyingness and smartassness.
second year: oh god, here comes some First Years
third year: shut up you were a First Year™ last year
by ginalinettispaghetticonfetti November 16, 2019
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first time cool

When a loser gets to college and gets to experience being cool for the first time.
Alex who is 5’6 has fucked 9 girls the first two weeks of school because he is “first time cool”
by kenya_ligma September 12, 2021
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first day out

First day out (of jail) when you buss it out the pack differently!
Dave: Yo, I just seen Lil Keed going ham!
Roddy Ricch: Yeah G, it's his first day out ! We gotta give it to him!
by James with the Names July 19, 2022
mugGet the first day outmug.

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