Putting the cereal in first

Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.

Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.

by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019

First Years™

In irish secondary schools, the 12-13 year olds are in first year. this makes them First Years™. Characteristics of First Years™ include: arrogance, cockiness, annoyingness and smartassness.

second year: oh god, here comes some First Years™
third year: shut up you were a First Year™ last year

by ginalinettispaghetticonfetti November 16, 2019

First World Epiphany

A lesson learned, or a realization reached, by a person associated with privilege, that may seem obvious to others whose material wealth or access to comfort is compromised by larger global systems.

Tim told his friend Gina that in the days following the Hurricane he was restless and starting to get depressed. Without the subways running and no cable or Internet he didn’t know what to do with himself.

“I was laying in my bed one afternoon looking up at the ceiling,” explained Tim, “and it hit me: I didn’t always have to be busy to feel valuable. I am enough.”

“Duh!” said Gina, “sounds like you had a first world epiphany.“

by theodorekerr January 13, 2013

First Law of Homodynamics

First Law of Homodynamics states that the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant; homosexuality can be transformed from one form to another, but can be neither created nor destroyed.

Anon: Yo Broccoli, you are gay.
Broccoli: U
Anon: The First Law of Homodynamics says the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant, so your constant gay.

by AnonTheSchoolShooter May 29, 2018

first time cool

When a loser gets to college and gets to experience being cool for the first time.

Alex who is 5’6 has fucked 9 girls the first two weeks of school because he is “first time cool”

by kenya_ligma September 12, 2021

step-first-cousin

1- Pibling's stepchild.
2- Steppibling's child.
3- Stepcousin.

My step-first-cousin is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

first day out

First day out (of jail) when you buss it out the pack differently!

Dave: Yo, I just seen Lil Keed going ham!
Roddy Ricch: Yeah G, it's his first day out ! We gotta give it to him!

by James with the Names July 19, 2022