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Coug Boner

The excitement that WSU fans get when their pathetic Football team is about to play in the coming days.
Josh: Hey Tyler, is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Tyler: Nah bra, it is Friday night and that is just my Coug Boner!
by Krampus7 August 27, 2014
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pony boner

A half chubbed erection, stimulated by the ever tightening jambayala that sometimes occurs while sitting down. Generally happens in a sitting situation with some subtle vibration (driving on a bumpy road) when your pants jumble up and your Weiner comes restricted and thus forms a chubby pushing against your pants.

Also known as a ponybone or a poonboon
Frig duuude you gotta stop driving so I can deal with this pony boner. Me n the Bros went offroading and I got the biiiiggest pony bone.
by masta & commanda April 29, 2015
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Flashback Boner

n. occurs when a man remembers a previous sexy encounter and gets an erection as a result of his recollection
When Dave was reminded about Jami the stripper, he got a flashback boner.
by snyderized February 26, 2010
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Pedo Boner

Having a boner at a very inappropriate time.
Frank was embarrased when he randomly got pedo boner at his daughters swimming practice.

Tod has a blue dot over his house on every neighborhood crime website, he had a boner when visiting his daughters female only elementary school.

When at his grandparents funeral, Geoff (not from RT) got a boner. He was kicked out of the funeral by his aunt.
by Lonely Larry December 12, 2014
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garlic boner

A boner that arises from the vasodilatory effects of eating too much garlic.
John: Adam! How much garlic did you put on this garlic bread?! I think I’ve got a garlic boner!
Adam: Hahahaha!! Let me see!!
by Fagam’s hero January 25, 2018
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Boner high

When a person who you usually do not consider attractive dresses in a way that makes you think about sleeping with them, but the feeling, like a boner, only last for a certain time
Jake: Haley was wearing a shirt that made her boobs look big, it totally gave me a boner high.
Ryan: I had boner high for Chelsea after the party last week but when i saw her today it was gone.
by miniwilliams July 14, 2011
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speed boner

One who gets a boner at a high speed or from a extreme activity.
The olympic skier caught so much air, he for sure had a speed boner.

The man ran so fast he released he had a raging speed boner.
by speedbonerman1234 January 23, 2009
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