August 5th

Beat the shit out of your sister.

Hey its August 5th imma go beat my sister to death.

by saturnXD August 5, 2022

August 23rd

No definition, I just really fucking hate August 23rd for no reason at all.

“Man… I really fucking hate August 23rd”

by Krinklewastaken August 12, 2023

August 3rd

August 3rd is known to be dannie day

person 1: I can't wait for August 3rd
person 2: why whats so special?
person 1: Are u kidding? It's dannie day!

by ForeignPassenger August 3, 2022

august 4th

august 4th is the day you’ll meet your soulmate from being a horn dog 😀 it’s okay though, you guys will fall inlove and only be 4 hours away, same age, two months apart.. the person you fall inlove with will love macadamia nut cookies, have a few tummy issues, an incredible dog<3, and love you no matter what. you’ll know he’s the one because you guys will talk abt the exact day you’ll meet eachother in person. he’ll be the best person in your life no matter the ups or downs, because you love him and he loves you regardless how low you guys feel, you’ll feel it together and be together to help. things around you aren’t going to be perfect, but you two together are and will be forever and always, always and forever 💗

august 4th:

you*plays a gaMe and walks up to soon to be soulmate*: waNnA fF?

by fire_psycho08 August 3, 2021

august 4

the day two girls got together for the second time

person a : what day is it?
person b : its august 4, Jack and jill got back together

by emilia burnett October 20, 2019

august 15

August 15 it's the day when the loveliest couple was formed

Anna: It's august 15
Emma: so?
Anna: Today I celebrate 3 years of relationship!!

by damian6996 August 14, 2023

August 4th

The day hope went to bed earlier than mark!!

Person 1: “no have you heard that hope went to bed earlier than mark?”
Person 2: “no wayyyy that’s crazy bro, on august 4th too!”

by Marklovesjesus.com August 4, 2022