august 2020

The only month in 2020 that nothing bad happens

guy 1: dang is already September nothing bad happened in august 2020 weird right
guy 2:i know

by a_gay_priest_who_has_a_stand September 04, 2020

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August 2

national croc day!!! 🐊 wear your shoes boys and girls. time to get crocy.

you: why is everyone wearing crocs??
friend: it’s august 2!
you: so???
friend: soooo it’s national croc day!!!!
you: ah. makes sense. i should invest.

by benisbeaN August 03, 2023

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August 1

August 1 is the birthday of the best friend you will ever have! They are amazing, kind, happy, giving and over all incredible. So make sure to wish them the best birthday ever because they are someone to know forever.

Oh hey it is August 1… HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST FRIEND I HAVE EVER KNOWN!!!!

by fkdidjdjdisjs November 23, 2021

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August Thirteenth

Is a holiday, started in San Jose California USA. On August 13th also known as bald day is a day that was created to support those whom have to go through chemotherapy. Participants of Bald Day will show there support on August thirteenth by either wearing a plastic bald skull cap or for the hardcore shaving all the hair off their head in hopes of spreading awareness for those living with cancer and or anyone needing chemotherapy for medical treatment.

John: Can you help me shave my head?

Sarah: Why, you don't like your hair?

John: No, a bunch of us are doing it for August thirteenths bald day. Cancer is still a death sentence.

Sarah: I was gonna wear a skull cap but of course I will!

by Walter Phillips May 14, 2013

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