Bob: hey see that guy over there. Carl: yeah his name is Alex I heard he took a shit on the floor. Don’t be his friend he might shit on you.
by Bobs ya uncle June 12, 2018
Get the Alexmug. He has a girthy long cock and everyone wants to suck it. He has a good personality and great humor. And has more girls than anyone.
Alex is very funny.
by Sksn de April 1, 2021
Get the Alexmug. He will be the biggest asshole you’ve ever met, not abusive just a lil morbid. But you can’t help but finding yourself love him. He’s the most talented, a smart ass, hard working, fun as fuck to be with, crazy, very smart, hilarious, sweet when he wants to be and completely honest person about everything. You love} him because he’s your best friend, even tho he’s a asshole sometimes.
Alex: my lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.
Me: okay so, what’d they get you?
Alex: a Rolex. But I’m not sure they understood when I said “I wanna watch”
Me: okay so, what’d they get you?
Alex: a Rolex. But I’m not sure they understood when I said “I wanna watch”
by smartfucker37 June 9, 2018
Get the Alexmug. she is an absolutely amazing girl! she is probably one of the most kind and caring girls that you will ever meet! She is the kind of person that will stay up all night talking to you about how you feel (even though she has a kinda strict bed time)! She is a HUGE animal rights activist! she is beautiful and everyone wants to be her, but she doesn't see it. She is a little short but super strong and Is one of the best friends that you will ever meet!!!!
by Lucy Gurllllll April 23, 2020
Get the Alexmug. Alex is the sweetest person on earth. She is very pretty and fashionable, and she is super smart. She loves oatmeal and she's super funny. She likes to watch weird videos (that she thinks are funny) and she sucks at Shell Shockers. Although she never admits it, Alex is the most beautiful person in the school and she has a very funny and lovable personality. When she is excited she jumps up and down. Alex also loves cocoa puffs. She's super cute and amazing, and she's a great friend.
by alskdfj1235 September 24, 2019
Get the alexmug. A very handsome and tall guy. He loves to play basketball. He Is intereted in cars, specifically ferrrari’s.
by Ok woman June 28, 2019
Get the Alexmug. 
Get the Alexmug.