Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars; his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies, he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.
by JoRae December 10, 2019
Get the Jeffmug. he is a mehican god. jeff juan jose likes them memes memes and more memes. Mostly depressing memes.
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ya yeet
Yeetus deletus
litty
mo bamba
sicko mode
harambe
memes
by jeff juan jose boiiis March 6, 2019
Get the jeff juan josemug. noun / myth / urban legend)
A walking flex. Jeff turns heads like it's his part-time job and collects compliments like Pokémon cards. Gender? Irrelevant. Sexuality? Shaken. Jeff is an equal-opportunity thirst trap.
Born into Mensa, but raised by wolves without WiFi. Sometimes he sings like a caffeinated angel, sometimes he annihilates trivia nights with facts no human should know ("Did you know wombats poop cubes?" Yes, Jeff. We do now).
His jeans? People ask where he got them. Custom-forged in a volcano and blessed by denim druids. People assume he’s in the military—not because he said so, but because his aura smells like gunpowder and dominance. His tattoo? A barbed wire so rusty, if you lock eyes with it after 10pm on a Tuesday, you’ll need a tetanus shot and a priest.
Don’t play pool with Jeff unless you enjoy watching your dignity evaporate in HD. He won’t just take your money—he’ll take your sense of purpose.
To meet Jeff, you must first win a street fight with two hookers, their pimp, and a broken beer bottle on MLK Drive while chanting his name backwards. Only then will the Council of Jeffs permit an audience.
He’s the cock of the walk, the sultan of swagger, the human version of a cheat code.
A walking flex. Jeff turns heads like it's his part-time job and collects compliments like Pokémon cards. Gender? Irrelevant. Sexuality? Shaken. Jeff is an equal-opportunity thirst trap.
Born into Mensa, but raised by wolves without WiFi. Sometimes he sings like a caffeinated angel, sometimes he annihilates trivia nights with facts no human should know ("Did you know wombats poop cubes?" Yes, Jeff. We do now).
His jeans? People ask where he got them. Custom-forged in a volcano and blessed by denim druids. People assume he’s in the military—not because he said so, but because his aura smells like gunpowder and dominance. His tattoo? A barbed wire so rusty, if you lock eyes with it after 10pm on a Tuesday, you’ll need a tetanus shot and a priest.
Don’t play pool with Jeff unless you enjoy watching your dignity evaporate in HD. He won’t just take your money—he’ll take your sense of purpose.
To meet Jeff, you must first win a street fight with two hookers, their pimp, and a broken beer bottle on MLK Drive while chanting his name backwards. Only then will the Council of Jeffs permit an audience.
He’s the cock of the walk, the sultan of swagger, the human version of a cheat code.
Girl 1: Yo, did you see that guy doing one-handed push-ups while reciting Shakespeare and solving a Rubik’s cube?
Girl 2: That’s Jeff. But the streets call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: I’m pregnant and I didn’t even touch him.
Quotes:
• “The best preparation for tomorrow is being Jeff today.”
• “Jeff doesn’t chase waterfalls. Waterfalls chase Jeff.”
• “Jeff is the change you want to see in the world, but with better abs.”
Girl 2: That’s Jeff. But the streets call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: I’m pregnant and I didn’t even touch him.
Quotes:
• “The best preparation for tomorrow is being Jeff today.”
• “Jeff doesn’t chase waterfalls. Waterfalls chase Jeff.”
• “Jeff is the change you want to see in the world, but with better abs.”
by K2darizzle May 16, 2025
Get the Jeffmug. Slightly soft, likes gardening and canning cucumbers, making salsa, being in weddings, probably had a colostomy at one point, and has definitely been to jail.
by Peppayourface September 30, 2025
Get the Jeffmug. A large dick head who thinks he's better than everyone else and like a to treat kids who do nothing like crap, he also likes to suck big dick and is a pussycat when it comes to sucks. He likes to treat your mom like shit
by clownAssMotherFucker March 16, 2019
Get the Jeffmug. An abusive father who hates his wife and his son. Cheats on his wife and takes money from his “family”
by Micooler November 13, 2019
Get the Jeffmug.