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better tim

Better Tim is a clone of Tim, made by the cloning device Tim built in the future, which was accessed through the time machine Better Tim built. And he's better than Tim. In pretty much every way.
-Hey who's that?
That's Better Tim
-Better?
Yeah better
--In pretty much every way
Totally, PLUM ME
--'bleurg"
by Better Tim November 27, 2013
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Tim bracken

He likes girls called zara and he is the best at wheelies
by Googlemail4 June 16, 2019
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Tim

Tim is the most dumas looking guy that when you look at him you will be too dum that you will have brane cancer, but you won't die you will live for 1 hour just looking at him and your brane will start to melt.
Friend: "Don't look at Tim you will die."
You: "Thanks!!!"
by Tim_sucks_dick November 9, 2019
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Tim

my parents: *name me tim*
also my parents: know your fucking place, TRASH
by ThisDudeIsTrash April 14, 2020
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tim

MEEEEEE
the most beautiful boy in the world. Gets all the girls.. ME, TIMMY TIM

DIS A JOKE c;
by corgidonut August 25, 2020
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Tim Tam slam

The act of the man sucking the woman's shit out of her asshole, then putting it back in to her ass, representing the classic tim tam (biscuit) slam.
Man: Do you want the tim tam slam tonight honey?

Woman: Sure, I'm up for trying new things, as long as it gives me pleasure!
by Padfoot.'n'.Prongs September 6, 2016
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Tim

Tim Is Dumb.
by Yoonbum March 4, 2017
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