Dubious Shrek

(noun)

The act of pissing in your girl (or guy)'s ass and fisting out a lump of faeces, then mixing with the urine, while shoving it violently back into the ass, causing a rupture and mix of red, yellow and brown, resulting in a creamy brown mud, then smothering it all over your body then conveying a message to your girl (or guy) saying "Get out of my Swamp!"

Owen: Jesus christ what happened to you Ethan?
Ethan: Well me and my girl got down and dirty and I performed the act of a Dubious Shrek.

by Chinkyboy321 February 16, 2023

Shrek and Donkaay

Shrek Is my Bae. He is my secret Senpai. I would do the sussy with shrek. If you dont like shrek then get out of my swamp you cerebal pulsy retard bastard, DoOooonkay.

PS Onions have layers fucktard.

s halom

Shrek is sexy and god. Donkaay is wery nice. WafflesShrek and Donkaay

by sdik evol I October 28, 2021

Shrek

A shrek is a holy figure of wich many pray to in their times of misery and misfortune.

"Hey Ron, have you praised to shrek yet?"
"Uhh, no sir"
"Aithest!!!!!"

by Lacara4d December 25, 2019

Shrek

Being a misunderstood personwho in reality is very powerful

Bob may seem lame at first sight but he is very Shrek

by Thanos has more toys than you August 10, 2019

Shrek

A swanky ogre whe wants you off his land except if your name is peaches, He recently divorced Fiona for Peaches’ thicc ass

I can’t wait till shrek visits me at night

Peaches is married to shrek

by Robin Chris April 20, 2018

PS1 Hagrid x Shrek

the best ship ever no one can say anything about it as it is so perfect

Person 1:I ship PS1 Hagrid x Shrek
Person 2: So does everyone you're not original

by hdijasdo;iawsjdoisdkofp sdjmdj June 27, 2022

Shrek

A green ogre who is Shrakk’s cousin and Madonna and Borderline’s neighbor

Shrek saw Madonna walking Borderline.

by SimDevoSlipknot October 13, 2018