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minge

the tastiest thing on earth
that was some tasty minge bro
by bradssweatygooch69 October 2, 2019
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Pooey minge

When a lady has had several drinks to make her almost intoxinated she heads to the toilet to have a shite. In the process of having a shite, she wipes the alternative way and in the process gives her a pooey minge.
I was out with Rhonda last night and accidentally gave myself a pooey minge in the lochside bogs
by Deedeewan November 21, 2018
mugGet the Pooey mingemug.

Kah Ming

Kah Ming is the type of girl that will always be by your side, supporting everything you do. Never will you meet someone so kind and understanding. She is super outgoing and does her best to make sure people around her are well taken care of. As an amazing listener, she truly enjoys hearing about her friend's relationships and activities, remembering all the little details, and always standing ready to talk things out with warmth and sensitivity.

Kah Ming loves dogs, especially small decorative ones. She loves to spend time with people around her. She loves to cling to people she is close to. She loves to peel the skin of steam buns and grapes and eat it.

Kah Ming is a very loving and loyal person who wants to feel trusted and valued. She is great with practical matters like money management, administrative tasks, and general cleanliness. Anyone that has her as a friend or partner will be so lucky.

She has so many admirers but she does not know about it. Even as a partner, she is perfect. Never will you ever meet anyone like her in your lifetime. She has a preference for guys with names starting with J. So if your name starts with J, what are you waiting for? If you are lucky enough to be with her, do not screw it up. The feeling she has for that someone will last no matter what. She will love you with all her heart, so do not ever lose her.
by Silly Corn Well Leaf December 3, 2021
mugGet the Kah Mingmug.

Ming Jie

The most stupidest guy you can ever meet. He's extremely fat. DO NOT TRUST HIM. Stay away from him, or you will regret it. I won't be saying why. Find out yourself.
Person 1:I lost a lot of money!
Person 2:What happened?
Person1:I was friends with Ming Jie.....
by toHADESwithyouall May 26, 2022
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minge lard

An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.
Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...

Mate 2: Why bruv?

Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...
by Cothers Munt April 8, 2021
mugGet the minge lardmug.

Ming Sting

A minger thats been around the block and is bound to have picked up a few things on her travels
"no way man that bird will give ya ming sting"

"that chick is ming sting for sure"
by Ronhole February 11, 2009
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Ming Ting

Opposite of peng ting, a minger also known as a Ming Ting
Jess: ew look that girl

Renita: omg that’s Jordan she’s a proper Ming Ting
by xxxxxoooo April 20, 2018
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