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Dream Cream

Dream Cream is the magical secretion that comes prior to nap time.
Brooke make me sleepy after I give her the dream cream.
by HT?V June 8, 2018
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chantilly cream

To cream pie inside a woman's ass and for her to push it back out.
That Sophie is a right slut, she let me Chantilly cream her round the back of Lidls!
by Zeranol June 10, 2016
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cream pier

A cream pier is a man associated with the name matt and can cum for substantial amount of time causing you to be covered in jizz.
Matt, you are such a good cream pier.
by King Nick Crompton May 7, 2018
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berries and cream

a short female or male who has a bob style haircut (to the chin length with short full bangs) .

as seen on the starburst commercial.
Girl talking: eww look at what i spot!
Girl number 2: i spot berries and cream!
by EDD N PASQUALiTO YEZZZ July 22, 2009
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Man cream

Ya mum sucked ya dad until he squirted his "Man cream" onto her face and down her tits.
Billy sucked his mums penis once she slapped him with it and she shot man cream and a jar down his throat.
by Obey January 6, 2008
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cream cracker

Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.
Hiya chaps lets get going with a cream cracker
by roger cole January 17, 2008
mugGet the cream crackermug.

cream sandwich

Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.
-Ugh ugh ugh oops, oh shit!
-Baby?!
-Don't worry, I still managed the cream sandwich.
by crispy hispy November 9, 2008
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