Smurfadies

Little leeches that suck onto your skin and don't let go until every drop of blood is out of your body. If taken off early will cause disease.

Dad: Watch out for smurfadies son.
Son: DAD SMURFS DONT EXIST!!!
Dad: Not Smurfs, Smurfadies, little bloodsucking monsters that will give u AIDS

by CuteWords, TerrifyingMeanings! May 24, 2009

smurf-house

v. to leave a mushroom-shaped bruise with the penis.

Her forehead got smurf-housed. He smurf-housed his girlfriend's forehead.

by The one and only Bill Davis February 23, 2008

Smurf

Another term for Fuck you, of the word fuck itself, or anything to do with fuck or fucking.

Guy #1: "I saw you leave with Jackie yesterday."
Guy #2: " Yeah, I smurfed her in the smurfing hole..."
Guy #1: o.e

by Perverted Juicebox November 15, 2010

Smurf

When you are slamming a glorious piece of tail and she asks you to choke her (which seems to be trending a lot lately) and you do it until she turns blue.

Papa Smurf is when you can only finish by smurfing... and then you have to make sure you finish on her chin giving her a white beard aka. Papa Smurf.

"I can only finish if I Papa Smurf some fine ass piece of va-j."

"So i was smurfing this delicate little bird and she loved it like Magic Johnson loved dudes"

"Hey bro, what are you doing tonight" - answer "I am going to smurf my booty call within an inch of her life"

"Smurfing isn't a sexual act it is a lifestyle"

by Smurfcapades 08-09 October 5, 2011

SmurfWord

In computer code, smurfWord (written as such, in camelCase) refers to a word-fragment of poorly-chosen identifiers which adds no descriptive value, especially if the fragment is a well-worn computing trope. The use of such is generally loathed as a source of unintentional code obfuscation.

Of all the smurfWords the worst has to be "Enterprise." Weighing in at a carpel-tunnel-destroying ten full characters, the only legitimate reason to use it might be when referring to the .iso.dod.private.enterprises OID, but even then, since just about every OID is under .iso.dod.private.enterpises anyway, it still adds no value. To top that off, it gets misspelled frequently.

by skids October 13, 2012

flamming fuzzy smurf

A mixed drink usually served in the form of a shot consisting of peach schnapps, orange juice, and blue curacao mixed together in a glass. This is then poured to fill 2/3 of a shot glass. The top third of this shot is made of baccardi 151 proof rum and lit on fire.

You better blow out the flame on your flamming fuzzy smurf before drinking it.

by johnny fuller June 23, 2007

charging the smurfy president

Having sex.

John was pissed off when he caught me charging the smurfy president with his mom.

by lulcatz69 November 30, 2009