Make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

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Make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

by Reninu March 15, 2025

This position

You're a charlatan with a God complex. What ever you so will fail and literally everything I do suceeds. I need to be made to fail artificially for you to pretend to be competent and play thought leader.

Hym "Well, this position looks like it's winning but he still isn't resigning... So, shoot up a school once a month until he is de-powered and his sycophants are ferreted out."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Nugget-position

A perfect cat loaf with the feet and tail tucked in to the point where they are no longer visible.

My cat sat down and went into a perfect nugget-position.

by Free chicken nuggets January 28, 2022

The Sliding X Position

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."

"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"

by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022

The Garret position

The Garret position is when a guy bangs a black lab and then Puts his Willy in a girl or guy.

I did The Garret position last night while playing video games and it was the best thing ever.

by JT rodilo December 18, 2017

seatle position

seatle position - to sit while playing Nintendo Wii

everyone was standing in-line except mom she was sitting on couch in the seatle position

by lukethaduke October 1, 2020

Carrot position

A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.

Guy: Hey imma gunn a beat chu up!
Person: Oh snap! *Goes into Carrot position*
Guy: ... What?

by StrawberryRedd September 11, 2012