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Madden physics 

A frustrating glitch in EA Sports football games (Madden and NCAA) in which the football and/or players act in a way that is not physically possible.

This may include a football going through body parts, body parts going through body parts, a football touching a player's "aura" and being deflected, a football being randomly teleported from one player's possession to another, or a fumble being sucked into a player's possession from 5 feet away.
My guy was wide open until someone from 20 feet away was able to somehow intercept it. Damn Madden physics!
Madden physics by maxer64 December 14, 2008

You madden? bro 

A sarcastic question asked to someone, while playing the video game madden, who is obviously mad.
Guy #1: Stop doing onside kicks and long passes you pussy.
Guy #2: You madden? bro
You madden? bro by A147 September 6, 2011
Always looks good. Even if you don't like him you'll love him eventually. He's funny but stupid a lot. He's probably gonna steal ya girl so you should watch out. He's overall a great guy.
"That's a cute funny guy, must be a madden!
Madden by Papi Columbus November 19, 2017

MaddieDaddy 

A fine piece of ass that acts like a bottom but is a top. She is a bisexual boss that can rip out your throat and you would like it. She is the destroyer of karen's with her gay agenda.
Maddiedaddy? Why is there no cocaine brownies in my oven? owo
MaddieDaddy by hot4maddiedaddie February 27, 2020

Maddiedorable 

You're Maddiedorable!
Maddiedorable by maddiesimp April 21, 2021

maddiephobic 

when your friend named maddie has a severe side part and you all dont like her
friend 1: "can we all just agree maddie needs to leave"
friend 2: "no shit shes annoying"
maddie: "stop being maddiephobic haters only make me stronger"