20th march

Say no to ur parents day

Mum/dad: do the laundry

Me: no
Mum/dad: oh today’s 20th march

by Crystal😭 March 19, 2022

March 6

They cool and epic when they are born they just pee on the doctor when they are born they are always cool and epic they love cookies because there birth day is Oreo cookie day! Yay!

Wait.. Your birthday is March 6!?! I wish!
Your epic and also...you owe on the doctor!😂

by Yeetbr0 March 5, 2021

March 22

March 22 hug your crush day

Friend:*hugs

Crush: oh yh it’s March 22

by Humannnnnnnnn March 21, 2021

March 23

National give your gf her hoodie day!:)

March 23 give your gf or crush your hoodie Bc why not

by Chamboo:) March 22, 2021

March 22

National you love your boyfriend so much that you’re going to give a room tour and a fashion show in the same night and make him really really hard with a bunch of new saved pictures in his my eyes only day

Hey it's March 22nd, you know what that means ;)

by Anonymous102717 March 22, 2021

Ides of March

One month after the ides of February, the day you started paying for forgetting about valentines day.

Beware the Ides of March

by Dan March 18, 2004

march madness

the most wonderful time of year

Man, I can't wait until March Madness.

by Chelt January 30, 2004