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Jonathan

Jonathan is a kinda good looking guy, but he is such a nerd. He is the side character of your main character story, but he is the greatest npc you`ll meet. He loves saying "I swear" while he plays his favorite games. He doesn`t like people in the spectrum, but likes showers.
Who is that?
Jonathan, my npc bestfriend!
by sapsa September 27, 2022
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pulled a jonathan

When someone pretends to sleep on a call.
“I was on the phone with my gf and she totally pulled a Jonathan.”
“Damn bro! She heard everything you did ?”
by kaiskidneys January 3, 2023
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jonathan bagel

Wow Frank, you ate Jonathan Bagel?
by frankemheimer bagel May 15, 2024
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Jonathan

Jonathan is the type of guy women have wet dreams over and men wanna be like. Jonathan's typically hunt in packs together they are usually referred to as sigmas. They have extremely big dongs and will steal your girl in a matter of 10 seconds or less. The eternal rivals of Jonathan's are Nicholas and have been on the winning side for the past 1,000 years. They are known over achievers and leaders. Jonathan's are considered peak human potential.

TL:DR Jonathan's have big dick energy
Jonathan is such a cool guy

Jonathan makes me think about life

Im so in love with Jonathan
by kaiserreich28 May 13, 2022
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jonathan aldana

A bomb ass nigha he about cool asf he crazy asf
His name determine wealth. He is beautiful and majestic
"Damn you're jonathan aldana...omg can i have your signature"
by Lickaphontas May 30, 2017
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Jonathan

Jonathan has busted and plump lips. He also has a big head. Jonathan is sweet and has dry humor. Most Jonathan’s like to skateboard. Jonathan’s tend to be skinny like a skeleton. Lastly, Jonathan is cute and a good friend. Though Jonathan’s will not approach you, you must approach them. Once you become their friend you must maintain that bond.
Jonathan is kind friend.
by Tutter November 26, 2021
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Jonathan

A person who is perpetually working, overly employed ("empluzz"), and has no social life.
Don't be such a Jonathantake a break and enjoy life!
by JonathanRizz April 23, 2025
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