I am your mother

faggot

your father: "I am your mother"
you: "faggot"

by UwuUWUWUWUuwwuU January 9, 2021

I am. HandsUp.

Short police slang statement. The accused answering in a short 'matter of fast' tone, indicating decisiveness attached to the term 'HandsUp', adding a command for the criminal to follow.

Usually used in action movies when the protagonist captures the criminal or in real life when police give commands to the criminal in pursuit.

Police: Come with me now or else you'll be charged with more!

Criminal: You really think you're gonna be the one to take me in dawg??

Police: I'm done. HandsUp.

Criminal: Oh really?

Police: I am. HandsUp.

Criminal: Yes sir.

by CheeseCAKEGIRL January 4, 2025

I am a good man in a storm

Arizona Robbins

“I am a good man in a storm.” -Arizona Robbins, Grey’s Anatomy

by Greys..Montgomery September 9, 2022

I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.

Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"

by phil_lane July 3, 2024

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

I am complete (02/03/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am complete (02/03/2025).

by TheGravelDesign February 3, 2025