Connecticut handshake

Two biological men that grab each other’s penis upon approach and give a penis shake. An act of greeting one another taking the place of a traditional handshake

Those guys know each other really well as they have a Connecticut handshake while saying hello

by Optix13 December 21, 2023

Gold Coast Handshake

Glassing, to smash a glass bottle or beverage vessel across another persons head

Did you hear about Mick? He copped a Gold Coast handshake last night, had to go to hospital for stitches.

by DaNashinator November 11, 2022

maple syrup handshake

The act of farting into one another's asses.

"Hey bud, let's maple syrup handshake later!"

by Saigeman March 9, 2022

U of M Handshake

Another term for a prostate exam

Bend over, it's time for a U of M Handshake.

by De Znuts April 24, 2020

Handshake Job

When someone is smiling in your face and planning on stabbing you in the back. Usually in business

The used car dealer seemed like an honest guy, but after my car broke down I realized it was just a handshake job.

by Snuffelgus February 9, 2013

Australian Handshake

When a man and woman contract their pelvic floor muscles during penis-in-vagina intercourse, causing the vagina to tighten and the penis to harden at the same time, thereby squeezing down on each other as if to perform a handshake. Called “Australian” because it occurs “down under”—beneath the belt.

Johnny: Tiffany and I just completed our business transaction with an Australian Handshake!
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.

by bobeatsfanblades March 26, 2024

Gunpowder handshake

When two people shoot each other at the same time

“Detective, how did these men die?”

“Clearly this was a classic gunpowder handshake.”

by Mothman probably September 11, 2023