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Grease the High Board

The act of spitting out cum into the palm of your hand and reaching up and putting it on the erect penis above you.

Usually done to inflict pain on the male when the recipient was not warned of its arrival. Many men find it unpleasant or even painful to have their diving board touched after he shoots a hot load. But can be done to try to keep the erection stiff a bit longer and or encourage an additional orgasm.
A: "I can't believe he just shot in your mouth without asking. I hope you got him back good" "Hell yeah I did. I know how to grease the high board. You should have seen him squirm."

Sorry Baby; just use it to grease the high board. I think I can shoot another load.
by BoyTVLive January 26, 2012
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Greased Egg grip

When you're shooting a handgun, you want to hold firmly enough that you hold on to the gun but not so that you're doing a Darth Vader death grip: "Greased Egg Grip". Hold it firmly enough it doesn't fly out of your hand but not so tight as to crack the egg and get it all over your shoes.
Man.. I can shoot my Beretta comfortably all day long with this Greased Egg grip without my Arthritis kicking in.. whoever thought of it was a genius!
by SRG720 January 27, 2012
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greasing the seal

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.
"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"
by jimmy_chicken July 26, 2012
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grease hawk

A more common hockey player phrase used to describe a guy who hooks up with women who are of a more plump nature.
"Only a grease hawk like you would muck it up with that big ass broad."
by dportal June 20, 2011
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grease the pole

Bet someone is greasing the pole to that...
IL be greasing my pole to that later...
Grease the pole
by E snow23 January 18, 2023
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grease muncher

overused insult that the sagaa fg uses the most, used to define fat people that eat alot of fast food.
Koni: Alright grease muncher settle down.
Java: bro you swear that shit was funny
by sagaalore January 28, 2023
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Chip grease

A racist slur used against African Americans. The reference dates back to slavery. Famously quoted by an 18th century save owner referred to as only "Ian"
Make sure t avoid the urban areas, theyre crawling with chip grease.
by Purple raven November 15, 2023
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