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emotional ejaculation

The art of spewing your feelings, with no particular point of interest. Typically, this performance occurs prior to utter inebriation.
Usually, Bob is a pretty quiet guy. After a few too many shots last night though, Suzy became the target of his emotional ejaculation.
by teamknapsack June 27, 2017
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emotically

A person getting affected emotionally through emoticons posted through a chat or social post
I was emotically affected by to post on my social page
by Dragonfy April 21, 2016
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Emotional Intelligence

Demonstrating care for the dumb shit that women care about.

Not to be confused with intelligence proper, emotional sensitivity, or other nominally related concepts, emotional intelligence has nothing to do with intelligence. Nor does it have anything to do with understanding emotions. Rather, emotional intelligence is the practice of assenting to a sequence of tearfully-delivered truth claims about the world one lives in solely on the basis that a woman "feels" that such and such is the case. Historically, emotional intelligence as a concept emerged as a type of estrogenic cope for middling IQ statistics and the general inability to engage in sound reasoning without the impediment of emotional hysteria.
"Men lack emotional intelligence!"
"Women have superior emotional intelligence!"
by call your father October 26, 2025
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Emotional booty call

The person who you call only because you want someone who will listen to your feelings.
Bro, I don’t want to talk about your feeling. I’m not your emotional booty call.
by Redblack October 27, 2019
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emotional damage

a word said by the youtuber steven he while he was playing asian difficulty mode. used when a person gets roasted
from turning red
a girl- whats with her
miriam- whats with your face
*slam* emotional damage!?
by shashuxxxx23 September 14, 2022
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