27 August

National slap your bestfriend day

You: slaps friend*
Friend: why did you slap me?
You: it’s 27 August National slap your best friend day!

by weird.quotes_ December 16, 2021

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No Astley August

No Astley August is a challenge for the internet, in which participants, for the entire month of August, must not get Rick Rolled.
The rules are simple.

Rule 1: You must not get Rick Rolled.

Rule 2: You must not view and/or listen any Rick Astley songs on any internet platform.

Rule 3: Singing doesn't count, but you must not sing any Rick Astley song thrice a day. Singing a Rick Astley song thrice a day will count as a participant failure.

Punishment: Once you fail, you must listen to Rick Astley songs for every day that is an odd number. That includes 1, 3, 5, to 31. Once you fail that challenge, you must listen to Rick Astley songs for the entire month.

Jon: *listens to Never Gonna Give You Up*
Justin: Have you heard about the new No Astley August?
Jon: No What August?
Justin: Get the speakers, it is August 3 today.

by n3v3rg0nnag1v3y0uup August 29, 2021

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24th august

the day where you prank your partner by telling them you’re breaking up with them

“hey *person* i’m breaking up with you.”
“WHAT?”

“sorry it’s 24th august. that was a prank”

“Oh okay :)”

by xxxpersontoday. August 24, 2021

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August 10

The day you send a friend a picture of your boobs

Hey, it's August 10th, you have to send me a picture of your boobs.

by arkturustgg August 9, 2023

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Andrew August

yo he got that fuckin SCHMEAT tho, like damn daddy did you rob the butcher for that hamhock or are you just slanging the spoils of the hunt. You could choke a goddamn hippo with that hog.

Andrew August wakes up in the morning, fully erect with the salute of a thousand men, ready to bless the earth with his girth.

by nicecaulk October 11, 2020

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