Alaskan Cinnamon Bun

The act of shitting a swirl in someones cheek and then jizzing on top of the shit as the icing

I loved it when John gave me the Alaskan Cinnamon Bun, but the poop almost got in my mouth.

by SexMachine69 March 14, 2008

Alaskan Pipeline

When engaged in sexual intercourse, the male partner takes time off to take a shit; meanwhile the woman waits. The man freezes the shit, or can be already prepared, and stuffs it up the woman's vagina - to take place of a dildo.

Girl: Last night, my boyfriend put frozen shit in my cooch.

Guy: Sweet, he gave the Alaskan Pipeline.

by ScatManJosh March 8, 2011

Alaskan Pipeline

A sexual act of passion where a partner takes a dump prior to the scheduled love making and freezes it for about a day. The frozen poo is then used as a dildo whenever you or your partner feel the need to spice things up.

My baby was getting so tired of the vibrator so I told her I'd give her something new to play with. She's been on the Alaskan Pipeline ever since.

by Lester Chunks May 26, 2008

Alaskan Pipeline

1. When your feeling a bit dangerous, you take a shit, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the freezer. When your log is rock solid you remove it from the freezer and then proceed to fuck your old lady in the ass with it.

2. A pipeline located in Alaska

This Alaskan Pipeline is like taking a shit in reverse!

by Turd Smoka November 2, 2008

alaskian leg warmer

Urinating on spouse's leg.

wife: Honey, I'm cold; turn up the heat.

husband: Babe, we don't need no heat I'll just give you an Alaskian leg warmer.

by shitter your friend August 11, 2009

Alaska

Alaska is so awesome!!!! people from alaska are so pimped out.

thats right

and don't forget that chicago sux

when you see someone from alaska they just turn you on, LIKE CRAZY!

by hotsfopalin March 6, 2010

alaskan cruise

The act of freezing a water bottle a few hours before having sex, to only then cut out the frozen cylinder from the plastic to use on your partner as penetration.

Anthony: "hey baby, ready to go on an Alaskan Cruise?"
Girl "SURE! I'll pack now!"
Anthony: "no, i'm fucking you with this frozen cock cylinder of ice"

by antbugz February 14, 2014