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AGE

Age is only a number
50year old man: wanna fuck I will make ur PG
6 year old girl: sure g I can’t take nuffin smaller than 7inches

50 year old: oh it’s alright it 9inch bb
6year old: lets get down and dirty plus age is only a number
by I eat noodles 101 January 19, 2020
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a sexy man who loves watching DPChew and SneepGG, (a White kid who took roids to make his voice deeper in an attempt to pull bitches.... it didnt work. The kid also watches dps vods before he goes to sleep because hes horny)
CC: Hey Age are we planning on going to the movies tonight?

Age: sorry I have to watch sneep and endure his fetish with sommerset
by SneepSyndrome April 28, 2021
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Jerry Springer dies at the age of 79

Jerry Springer, the legendary American TV host, has died at the age of 79.

His family confirmed that he died peacefully on Thursday at his home in the Chicago area, following a brief illness.

Jene Galvin, a lifelong friend and spokesman for the family said in a statement: "Jerry's ability to connect with people was at the heart of his success in everything he tried whether that was politics, broadcasting or just joking with people on the street who wanted a photo or a word.
Jerry Springer dies at the age of 79 News article.
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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School age

When a Juvenile can Start school
Has the Juvenile hit the school age
by 459395 March 6, 2022
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Age-Trap

Someone (generally a female) who appears younger than they actually are.
Japanese Boy#1: Damn, your little sister is hot!

Japanese Boy #2: She’s my mom, and she’s an Age-Trap.

Japanese Boy #1: Oh.
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Age Regression

A coping mechanism and/or therapeutic practice wherein one’s mindset and behaviors regress to those of a child’s

Often abbreviated to Agere
Person 1: Is she sucking on a pacifier?
Person 2: Oh yeah, she's in age regression right now.
by thisvexesme July 11, 2025
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the age of well-behaving animals

The Christian afterlife, when lions can be petted by humans while sitting next to a lamb, without fear of getting mauled. Since humans are of the animal kingdom, they will behave good too.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no strain of bacteria would not make us sick, and elephants wouldn't trample children.

In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
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