The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!
This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
Get the "before and after" photosmug. (Also known as a Flart) when you fart in the bathtub & a little bit of water gets in your ass. You then get out of the tub & fart in such a way it sounds like a mother-in-law spitty kiss.
"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss
"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss
by JohnnySynn January 13, 2023
Get the fart after a tub fart?mug. Da "yucky 'n' sick" feeling dat you experience after da booze-soaked funeral-gathering dat you attended da previous day.
To truly show respect to da "dearly departed" during a memorial get-together, everyone is expected to show sensitivity and restraint; you are not supposed to turn it into a wild drunken afternoon orgy from which you'd later suffer a "mourning after"!
by QuacksO December 30, 2020
Get the mourning aftermug. by off.white2020 November 23, 2020
Get the 20 After 4mug. 
<.7.9.7.6.>after years of substance abuse and many failed rehabilitations, Sparta continued to fight for music and what it represents<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>after years of substance abuse and many failed rehabilitations, Sparta continued to fight for music and what it represents<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>after years of substance abuse and many failed rehabilitations, Sparta continued to fight for music and what it represents<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When a girl has been sexually aroused her vagina is still lubricated after intercourse .
her pussy is still wet after sex ! ready for seconds
her pussy is still wet after sex ! ready for seconds
do you want a towel for your after sog?
im getting a shower ive got after sog!
aww my knicker are soaking wet ! why ? after sog
im getting a shower ive got after sog!
aww my knicker are soaking wet ! why ? after sog
by Lmcr111 May 15, 2019
Get the After sogmug.