National corn chowder day

February 30th, The national day of corn chowder (arguably the best type of chowder).

"Today is February 30th, the best holiday of the year"
"What day is it?"
"National corn chowder day of course!"

by ilovepeebybridgers February 25, 2022

National Bully Gabby Day

December 17th, it's a day to bully all Gabbys that you know and love (or hate, it doesn't matter)

"Yo, it's National Bully Gabby Day! Let's go harrass Gabby!"
"Hell yeah, dude! Let's go beat the shit out of them!"

by ohitsgeode February 27, 2022

Alien's National day

We celebrate the aliens national day on the 7 of August. We wcelbrate this day because they haven't taken over our globe. They don't like cheese, they actually hate that shit.

Oh, Today it is the Alien's National day!

by glizzzzygobbler February 28, 2022

National corn chowder day

March 1st is national corn chowder day! All hail the chowder.

"Today is MArch 2st"
"OMG National corn chowder day!"

by ilovepeebybridgers March 1, 2022

National sit on lap day

On March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

exp: why you sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

National sit on lap day

It’s March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

National slap your classmate day

March 2

Yay it's National slap your classmate day

by Scrvvjawdcrghbikm March 2, 2022