Welcome to Jay County High School, the only people that go here are either yee haw pieces of shit or weird ass goths. All the hoes here get passed around like a hot potato at a children's birthday party. All the nic addicts and pot heads bring their nic sticks and karts to the bathroom everyday and smoke it up in there. Our football team is so bad that we haven't won a single game in 3 years, our golf team is more athletic then them. We have a shit ton of SoundCloud rappers who think they are the shit, but really they just copy big time rappers songs that are actually good and going somewhere. We are putting them up for sale, one cent per rapper, or better offer. There are 10 good teachers here out of the one hundred so chances are YouTube will be your teacher. We are also broke as fuck so now the stupid ass middle schoolers are at the high School, they are annoying as fuck. So in conclusion, welcome to Jay Tucky High School, the most redneck piece of shit place on Earth.
by anonymous October 16, 2020
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Bob: Dude, Franklin Country High School sucks!
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Bob: Totally.
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by Teh Master Cheif December 27, 2012
Get the Franklin Country High School mug.Crown point high school is a school mixed with stoners such that stick in gangs cause they pussy to fight alone. But no one can mess with them cause you mess with one you mess with all of them. Then there are the kids that do nothing usually band kids. Then there are the parties animals who party every weekend no breaks needed even though they say there going too take a break they never do. Then there’s emo girls and preppy rich girls and if that doesn’t some up the people I don’t know what will.
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by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Bob: I got a lifted Jeep Wrangler for my sixteenth.
Billy: That’s such a James Clemens thing to say.
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by sadbricks December 30, 2020
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Get the Mile high-five club mug.A school full of lowlifes who think they live in the hood. Calling Ashburn, Virginia (The location of the school.) "A-town" or "The burn". When in reality they are rich kids backed by their daddy's credit-card. Guys stumble around the hallways high as hell on weed and assaulting girls, while the very same girls act like sluts. Everybody hates each other but pretend to be best friends. Like the cliche, they are great at sports like the rich high school jocks they are. Kids roll up in their Corvettes and (on the lower end) Mustangs. After which they sit on the bleachers trading money and drugs. All in all, they are the most coked up, fake ass school out there. They are the school people think of when they call Ashburn, "Cashburn".
by Stonebridge Student May 16, 2022
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