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national get head day

may 17th is an amazing day. it’s the day where you get head to your significant other
yo you heard on may 17th .... i’m getting sum later tonight.... my shorty bouta go down it’s national get head day
by Tak0888 May 17, 2020
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national lying about getting sexually assaulted day

national lying about getting sexually assaulted day
kika saying ben sexually assaulted her when he didn’t aka national lying about getting sexually assaulted day
by kkdumdum April 6, 2021
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Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.
Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."
by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020
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Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.
After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"
by Markusftr June 8, 2017
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Getting 9-11’d

When you are (non-consensually) in the proximity of two people having sexual intercourse without participating.
Getting 9-11’d:
Yea tracy walked in on Chris and Ashley macking at the party yesterday and got 9-11’d.

She’ll never forget.
by Randal Pivvers April 6, 2023
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