When you fuck your girl so hard that your penis gets inverted and the rebound is so powerful semen goes back up through your body into your head, you'll feel a bit queer afterwards.
by The Chowdaa69 March 27, 2020

by sexynigga23 October 7, 2025

Someone with a massive head. Named after the first satellite in space due to the fact it l, too, was both massive and spherical.
"Hey dude, I saw Jake todya"
"Who, Jake Sputnik head?"
"Who's Jake Sputnik head?"
"The one with the large, spherical head."
"Who, Jake Sputnik head?"
"Who's Jake Sputnik head?"
"The one with the large, spherical head."
by TheSoupNazi89 October 7, 2021

a guy who licks out other guys girlfriends and keeps it sly, they also have face to flange ratios of 1
by carepause May 18, 2011

Hey you want to go Huff'n head with me?
Or do you want to go have some head and huff? Or would you let me stuff your muff in stuff? and fluff your muff with stuff?
Or do you want to go have some head and huff? Or would you let me stuff your muff in stuff? and fluff your muff with stuff?
by Hillratt August 12, 2017

The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because her fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.
by Lipton4 August 9, 2021

by Potato from Box Head February 15, 2022
