Mom Head

Whenever you are giving a blowjob and you gag and piss yourself at the same because you have had kids

Did I get you that hot and bothered? No it was just mom head.

by Kirkland94 September 21, 2021

Big head tax

The extra tax charged to arrogant snooty big heads up their own arse that buy stupidly expensive things (e.g. cars)

Oh look at that big head Dave with his brand new Audi R8..
Reply: Wonder how much big head tax he gets charged for owning that..

by Shellie_G September 22, 2021

Lemon Head Daiquiri

During sex one partner will urinate into the other partners oral region, the urine must be a mixture of piss and cum.

We are going to need to make some Lemon Head Daiquiri.

by Notgninneb Retsehc September 23, 2021

Poopy head

A half asian and half American individual that does not bother to phone his gf, despite previous begging from her - causing an inner rage to manifest into delusions of replacing his head with shit

Her: I miss him so much.

Friend: stop thinking about poopy head, he’s just a shit head (synonym often used)

by Sugar buns girl September 30, 2021

National Best Head/Nudes Ever Day

Once a month any day between the 15th and the 30th you can send this to Girlfriend,sidechicc and/or Fucc buddy and they must have to choose either best head or best nude possible.

You: *sends definition* todays National Best Head/Nudes Ever Day choose your picc
Her: okay hold on *sends best nude possible*

You: ooou say less

by BabamfknYagga October 5, 2021

sputnik head

Someone with a massive head. Named after the first satellite in space due to the fact it l, too, was both massive and spherical.

"Hey dude, I saw Jake todya"
"Who, Jake Sputnik head?"
"Who's Jake Sputnik head?"
"The one with the large, spherical head."

by TheSoupNazi89 October 7, 2021

Head

Giving head is a turn that old people don’t understand anymore in the term that it’s used it means stupid

Ay nick you give head , he’s stupid ay mike I give head, calling yourself stupid ya dumb ass

by Bookwarm12 October 8, 2021