pulling an iguana

Feel so cold that you are unable to move and may fall out of your bed, just as motionless iguanas fall from the trees in Florida in a cold winter.

It's so freezing cold that I'm pulling an iguana.

by notanativespeaker January 18, 2018

pull a kareena

doing something bad that you know you should not have done but still did cause you dont gaf (drug usage, manipulation etc..)

"dawg last night i pull a kareena and horn him for fun"

by kareenaaa June 01, 2024

Pulling a Shitler

Waiting till your significant other is in the shower then going shit and piss in the toilet without flushing, also turn off the lights and fan as you leave

Pulling a Shitler on my wife cost me the house, 3 kids and the dog....it was totally worth it.

by Lejes August 05, 2022

Pulling a Fanni

Lying about getting dicked down by a married person.

Old girls husband caught her "pulling a Fanni". Her cell phone was full of nudies and dirty talk.

by GaryTHATGary February 25, 2024

pulled a one direction

when someone leaves and says they will come back but they never do

Anna said she was going to come back and help us with our project, but I don't know where she is. She really pulled a one direction on us.

by imtheworst December 09, 2018

Pulling A Michael

Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.

Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.

by Sphynx823 August 06, 2018

Pulling a Michael

When your Michael says some really questionable, noncey stuff.

I was hanging out with Jerry the other day and he said "We can fuck the nerdy kids, I mean nerds!" He's gotta be pulling a Michael with that one.

by JonahPeterson August 18, 2023