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Woke

1. (adjective) Well-informed, up-to-date; alert to racial or social discrimination and injustice.
2. (noun) A deceptive and divisive method of conformist fascism disguised in platitudes of anti-racism, egalitarianism, and "do-gooder" ethic.
3. (adjective) Having the obedient qualities of a person who enjoys bending over to said societal pressures as described in definition 2
I used to love donating to them too, but then I woke up.
The company's founder must be rolling in his grave, with that new "woke" image.
I don't spend Thanksgiving with my relatives, they're too obnoxiously woke.
by as_ballin_as_possible December 19, 2023
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Woke

Adjective: Catch-all word used by Cultural Conservatives as a substitute slur word.
Instead of calling a person a slur because it's no longer acceptable you would call them "woke". Example: I thinks "Woke" Space Lasers started all the fires in California.
by Guy Fawks January 13, 2023
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Woke

A word used to describe a normal person or organization grounded in reality.
Person A: "Oh my god, people are wearing pronoun pins at work, and they're allowing it! My workplace has become so woke.

Person B: "That's not the insult you think it is."
by Mondfeuer November 19, 2022
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woke scout

Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.
Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."

Nomral people: *roll eyes*
by Based Fiend August 10, 2024
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by anonymous August 27, 2022
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What is today’s meaning of woke
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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Woke

Being in the know of the true powers that be in the world. Most recently used negatively as a slight or insult toward more liberal individuals advocating against systematic oppression in its many forms. Although, in the earlier 2000s up until recently (2020) it was used in a positive light when referring to someone who is aware of or believes in a controversial truth or conspiracy theory.
1.) Don’t debate BLM with my cousin Brittany, she’s super liberal and woke.
2.) My friends are so woke, we can talk conspiracies for hours!
by OhHiDany November 28, 2021
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