half a fishing trip

Satirical gift for useless people. One way trip to the middle of the ocean.

Homeowner to painter: Wow! That is an excellent shade of burple! Thank you so much! Lemme get you paid and here' s a coupla tix for the half a fishing trip excursion outta Sasquetucket.

by BigPete71 December 17, 2022

1 Trip Wonder

Someone with a strong ability of unloading a maxed out car in one trip.

This dude has 3 boxes, 9 bags of groceries, a baby, the mail, and still has one free hand for shutting the trunk and opening the front the front door. He’s a 1 Trip Wonder.

by zeeteegee August 17, 2020

Schrödinger's Milk Trip

When your dad says he's going to the store to pick up some milk but hasn't come back yet, so you're in a state of simultaneously wondering if you still have a father, or no longer have one due to uncertainty. Also known as a Schrödinger's Yeet.

"I'm not sure if I should get my dad a gift for Father's Day... He's pulling a Schrödinger's Milk Trip!"

by Schrödinger's Dig Bick May 8, 2019

2 Trip Bitch

A wimp who requires more than 2 trips to take bags from their car to kitchen. Originating from having to help your mom take the groceries inside, it is a sign of dominance to any person who refuses or can not bring all the bags inside at once.

Making excuses that his fingers will fall off, Micheal is such a 2 Trip Bitch

by Existential July 22, 2022

Field Trip Friends

People that you wouldn't normally hang out with, but since your on a field trip with them you become friends for the day.

Person 1: Hey how was that field trip yesterday?
Person 2: Oh it was fun me and John were field trip friends!
Person 1: Oh cool, I heard hes a fun field trip friend.

by MealsonHeals January 3, 2016

Lit Road Trip

When you are in a car for over 3 hours... BUT! You have marijuana, a vape pen, some Marlboro Ultra Light Menthols, a computer with multiple downloaded YouTube videos (MP4), over 1000 rap titles on Apple Music, and a video game console with a television installed on the head rest of the front seat. You also bring so much stuff that it's a pain to fit into the car, but worth it anyway.

Ron: Hey Billy.
Billy: What?
Ron: Let's go on a Lit Road Trip!!
Billy: YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

by EthanTheComposer July 11, 2018

Red eye trip

«The red eye trip» was a tradision in the USA where people went out after school friday night, drove to LA where they partied all night long, all weekend. Then early in the morning on monday they drove back to school

she had a red eye trip this weekend

by retgirl February 11, 2022