Rhythmically tapping the male testicles on an alternate basis. Usually whilst humming the Um Bongo theme .
"So I decided to to try something different tonight. I was playing the hairy bongos with Charlie Sheen and he loved it."
by Hann Kasra May 4, 2016

by Seanoplanklichvampwood August 30, 2005

A Sexual move in which the female component does not shave her anal regions for some time, growing a rectal bush of sorts. Anal intercourse is then partaken in, when the male climaxes, he removes his phallice from her rectum and blows his payload in the hair surrounding her anal gap, then slapping her on the ass, causing her to say 'hee-haw' and kick like a mule.
by Iliad March 22, 2008

by L Wilson September 18, 2006

by darryl February 5, 2003

A term used when a cherry (fruit) is covered in moisture and appears to have tiny hair-like threads. This is compared to a male scrotum.
by Kirk Van Dyke July 14, 2009

"Once This Guy Whipped Out His Hairy Moose Cock And I screamed And Ran,
Because I Swore To God He Had A Moose In His Pants!!!"
Because I Swore To God He Had A Moose In His Pants!!!"
by Flip Chick September 9, 2006
