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Playing the hairy bongos

Rhythmically tapping the male testicles on an alternate basis. Usually whilst humming the Um Bongo theme .
"So I decided to to try something different tonight. I was playing the hairy bongos with Charlie Sheen and he loved it."
by Hann Kasra May 4, 2016
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big hairy vagizzle

A big hairy part of a woman's genitalia.
Sexy Girl: Heya big boy
Guy: Whoaa, let me have some of that big hairy vagizzle
by Seanoplanklichvampwood August 30, 2005
mugGet the big hairy vagizzlemug.

Hairy Donkey Pie

A Sexual move in which the female component does not shave her anal regions for some time, growing a rectal bush of sorts. Anal intercourse is then partaken in, when the male climaxes, he removes his phallice from her rectum and blows his payload in the hair surrounding her anal gap, then slapping her on the ass, causing her to say 'hee-haw' and kick like a mule.
Dude me and my girlfriend had our first hairy donkey pie last night...it was great.
by Iliad March 22, 2008
mugGet the Hairy Donkey Piemug.

hairy axe gash

that girls hairy axe gash stinks...
by L Wilson September 18, 2006
mugGet the hairy axe gashmug.

hairy hot dog

I need to shave my hairy hot dog
by darryl February 5, 2003
mugGet the hairy hot dogmug.

Hairy Larry Cherry

A term used when a cherry (fruit) is covered in moisture and appears to have tiny hair-like threads. This is compared to a male scrotum.
"This Hairy Larry Cherry is delicious covered in chocolate!"
by Kirk Van Dyke July 14, 2009
mugGet the Hairy Larry Cherrymug.

hairy moose cock

A Large Penis Covered With Hair,That Resembles A Moose!
"Once This Guy Whipped Out His Hairy Moose Cock And I screamed And Ran,
Because I Swore To God He Had A Moose In His Pants!!!"
by Flip Chick September 9, 2006
mugGet the hairy moose cockmug.

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