The hoopiest of froods. The epitome of super fucking awesomeness. A hyperbole to end all hyperboles.
by Capn Dan October 23, 2008
Get the Capn Danmug. A person who despite the situation will always remain in a goofy, ready to bool mood. they are pure comedy gold and will always make you laugh no matter the situation. No matter who you are, they will manage to crack your humor code and make you have the best time. Their comedy is boosted when accompanied by a Huntiewestside, raising their gooney attitude and boolery to the next level, almost on par with Shaggy's godly power.
"Yo, did you meet that kid Luke, he was so funny, I think I pissed myself from laughing so hard."
"Nah, that isn't Luke, thats Dirty Dan."
"Nah, that isn't Luke, thats Dirty Dan."
by Dirty dan smacks ya with a pan June 19, 2019
Get the Dirty Danmug. by THINGJUAN October 2, 2018
Get the Dan Moralesmug. dan pawlovich . panic! at the discos drummer since around 2014 . the superior drummer . he deserves more appreciation . he could throw his drums at my head
dan pawlovich? deserves the world
by theonlyreason March 5, 2019
Get the dan pawlovichmug. Often referring to a Red-headed Male that acts as if he is "hard" He is the most freckle ridden Ginger your going to meet, with up to 90% of the skin surface suffering from this skin condition, He finds it difficult to contemplate what it would be like to come into contact with the Sun. Suffers from Premature Ejaculation"One Pump Kilby"
by FOCKO May 19, 2012
Get the Dan Kilbymug. Dan Starkey is a little small cute boy who’s voice hasn’t dropped yet and he’s usually 5”0”
If you know a Dan Starkey you will know he’s actually really nice but pretends to be mean so he looks cool
If you know a Dan Starkey he’s a cool lad and just plays XBOX all the time
If you know a Dan Starkey you will know he’s actually really nice but pretends to be mean so he looks cool
If you know a Dan Starkey he’s a cool lad and just plays XBOX all the time
by shashyballs June 2, 2020
Get the Dan Starkeymug. •The Origin story•
This rare greasy creature is bred in places most people call a complete shit hole, Dan Forbes after being rejected by his dad then later joined a jungle tribe called “pedos’R’us” and has one of the lead roles as prince of nonces but god forbid he disagrees with the king dominic croal because if he disagrees with the king the king brings out his toys that he uses on stig, Dan Forbes got sent to nonce inprisonment because he got caught in the hospital moterboating all the babies and fingerblasted one to death and after he got out he 69’d his sister (who is 4), and to this day he approaches kids under the age of 6
This rare greasy creature is bred in places most people call a complete shit hole, Dan Forbes after being rejected by his dad then later joined a jungle tribe called “pedos’R’us” and has one of the lead roles as prince of nonces but god forbid he disagrees with the king dominic croal because if he disagrees with the king the king brings out his toys that he uses on stig, Dan Forbes got sent to nonce inprisonment because he got caught in the hospital moterboating all the babies and fingerblasted one to death and after he got out he 69’d his sister (who is 4), and to this day he approaches kids under the age of 6
Man: “yanno that pedo-prick dan forbes who went on a mass moterboating spree at a Fukin nursery....yeah he’s at it again fuck sake”
by BUMSNIFFER6544 July 30, 2019
Get the Dan Forbesmug.