The most beautiful and intelligent girl to ever exist…makes every person fall in love with her pure soul.You can’t upgrade after her!
by Lllllhehe November 22, 2021
Get the jonamug. by gamer jonas January 10, 2022
Get the jonasmug. The most beautiful blonde blue eyed Norwegian man. His cock is giant, but un circumcised. He loves soccer and is super good. He has monkey feet and are wider than long. Jonas is big and strong very masculine and we love jonas.
by Green tea22 July 7, 2022
Get the jonas hygen bjorvigmug. A guy who likes the number four a little too much. Someone who’s always warm and has a weird metabolism. Someone who’s probably got a really hot girlfriend
by Enkelkind November 24, 2021
Get the Jonamug. Jonas
J-o-n-a-s
A boy who will show interest in you(romantic) but if you're not fast enough for him he will be ice cold. He will switch emotions in seconds.
Lovely-ice-lovely-ice
He will be mean to you and in the same time he will tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.
Don't fall for him he will poison you.
And he will tell you how much he wants to fuck you after 2 days.
J-o-n-a-s
A boy who will show interest in you(romantic) but if you're not fast enough for him he will be ice cold. He will switch emotions in seconds.
Lovely-ice-lovely-ice
He will be mean to you and in the same time he will tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.
Don't fall for him he will poison you.
And he will tell you how much he wants to fuck you after 2 days.
Person : OH,look how handsome he is !
Person 2: yes it's Jonas
Jonas: he girl do you want a threesome? I like your pretty hair and eyes and boobs ;)
Person 2: yes it's Jonas
Jonas: he girl do you want a threesome? I like your pretty hair and eyes and boobs ;)
by Bellaskim April 20, 2023
Get the Jonasmug. A: "Did you hear that he broke up with his girlfriend on a 5 second phone call?"
B: "What a Joe Jonas."
B: "What a Joe Jonas."
by taylorswiftlover12131989 February 6, 2024
Get the Joe Jonasmug.