One who warms up soup, places it back into the can, puts a rubber glove over the top, then places the can between the mattress of his bed for purposes of deviant sex.
by JeZco July 19, 2012
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Get the Flipper Fucker mug.Kenny: "Hey dad, I think I'm an Uncle Fucker."
Dad: "You fuck your uncle?"
Kenny: "Yes, Dad"
Dad: "Don't worry child, I fuck my uncle too."
Dad: "You fuck your uncle?"
Kenny: "Yes, Dad"
Dad: "Don't worry child, I fuck my uncle too."
by Doge1999 January 31, 2016
Get the Uncle Fucker mug.1. A person who is impulsive and likely to act on a whim. Generally these impulses are quick (happen in a flash) and are detrimental to those involved (fuck people over)
2. A short tempered young-man with a penchant for unreasoning, undeserved, and altogether senseless violence.
2. A short tempered young-man with a penchant for unreasoning, undeserved, and altogether senseless violence.
1. Johnny could never be a cop; that flash fucker would fill body bags faster than a russian racehorse fills a shotglass with piss.
2. Don't fuck with Johnny over there. Sure he's little, but he's a real flash fucker. He tore some kid's ear off for looking at his hand.
2. Don't fuck with Johnny over there. Sure he's little, but he's a real flash fucker. He tore some kid's ear off for looking at his hand.
by JDrake April 12, 2009
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Get the fucker buckets mug.A dry fucker is someone who fucks you without getting any personal gain from it. It is sometimes unintentional; although most times it is caused by just being a fucking ignorant or dumb fucktard.
Every calls Ken a dry fucker because he got the cops called on an underage house party because he was caught breaking into a house across the street. The cops arrived and heard the music, everyone got arrested for underage drinking.
by SemiAngelik May 4, 2011
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