by Yesdae September 18, 2024

shadow jacking is where you are jacking off secretively like in a meeting room, in public(Just don't get a charge) or at a party
"Late at night, he thought no one was watching, but little did he know his roommate caught him shadow jacking behind the curtain, thinking the darkness made him invisible"
by Succc33d June 21, 2025

by AnderJaxi February 10, 2025

Rattle shadow refers to someone spraying graffiti at night time.. Often doing beautiful, elaborate artworks under the cover of darkness..
by ?Mr.E-Man? August 29, 2021

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
by anonymous February 8, 2023

by ShadowsOnDiscord February 12, 2022

Person 1: Did you hear that Wilhelm II abdicated?
Person 2: Matters not, he was but a shadow kaiser!
Person 2: Matters not, he was but a shadow kaiser!
by ButtholeTongueStuck February 12, 2024
