When your pussy gets fucked so hard it gets twisted and then when you queef the air comes out all wonkey and shit and smells like tuna salad.
by Spider queef December 20, 2021

Susie, did you just surrogate queef? Verb
What's a surrogate queef? Noun
Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective
What's a surrogate queef? Noun
Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective
by QueefLord April 19, 2016

The sweet relief of releasing feacal matter while sitting on the toilet while also engaging in the act of the sex with a person who is also releasing feacal matter into the same bowl.
Yo I did a little queef and relief with Athena last night, that was some real multitasking, but my bathroom kind of a mess.
by q&r June 5, 2021

"Sometimes it may sound like a fifty cent piece being dropped into a day old pav..."
Has also been recorded sounding like the last coffee in a broken percolator...
Has also been recorded sounding like the last coffee in a broken percolator...
"May sometimes sound like that naughty little pig being chased by an annoyed farmer...sounded like a queef wave"
by Strayawise March 26, 2022

When she’s on her period and a guy cums inside of her, crust = vagina, period = tomato sauce, cum = cheese, and dick = pepperoni
by UwUferby June 22, 2021

by NastyNatalie January 26, 2017

by vette376 December 17, 2016
