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Twisted queef

When your pussy gets fucked so hard it gets twisted and then when you queef the air comes out all wonkey and shit and smells like tuna salad.
Bitch you pussy so twisted and smell I think you twisted queefed.
by Spider queef December 20, 2021
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surrogate queef

when a woman's fart bubble travels frontwards to her vagina and is released.
Susie, did you just surrogate queef? Verb

What's a surrogate queef? Noun

Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective
by QueefLord April 19, 2016
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Queef and relief

The sweet relief of releasing feacal matter while sitting on the toilet while also engaging in the act of the sex with a person who is also releasing feacal matter into the same bowl.
Yo I did a little queef and relief with Athena last night, that was some real multitasking, but my bathroom kind of a mess.
by q&r June 5, 2021
mugGet the Queef and reliefmug.

Queef wave

"Sometimes it may sound like a fifty cent piece being dropped into a day old pav..."

Has also been recorded sounding like the last coffee in a broken percolator...
"May sometimes sound like that naughty little pig being chased by an annoyed farmer...sounded like a queef wave"
by Strayawise March 26, 2022
mugGet the Queef wavemug.

Queef Pizza

When she’s on her period and a guy cums inside of her, crust = vagina, period = tomato sauce, cum = cheese, and dick = pepperoni
“Dude I totally gave her a queef pizza last night
by UwUferby June 22, 2021
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Hairy queef

When a female queefs after shaving her hairy vagina and pubic hair is ejected as she queefs.
Dude, I was about to go down on Betty and she did a hairy queef all over my face!
by NastyNatalie January 26, 2017
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cinammon queef

When you're going down on her and she's so fucking dry, you choke and cough out dust!
She was so fucking fucking dry I coughed up a cinammon queef!
by vette376 December 17, 2016
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