poo burglar

An imaginary creature to be used as a scapegoat to explain the taste in your mouth after a night of excessive drinking. He also turns your $20's into wadded up $1's and makes your cigarttes disappear.

I drank so much last night I didn't even know that the "poo burglar" paid me a visit. He must have because my mouth tastes like sh*t

by skinyminy March 4, 2011

Poo worm

The inch of shit that is lodged in a man's urethra after performing anal on someone.

After fucking his girlfriends ass, had to go piss out his poo worm before he could cum.

by bitchtits96 September 19, 2006

poo-c

Meaning vagina or pussysome wierd kids ondumb games use itto get around chat filters

Your a poo-c so fight me.

by jordan peace May 15, 2007

Ethan Poo

When your friend takes over 20 minutes to take a shit and your left alone wondering if he's wanking or crying.

Boy: I need to go for a dump
Girl: It better not be an Ethan Poo
Boy: Sorry, need some time alone

by Yep I'm George April 9, 2015

poo-head

a great swear word used by people of great intelligence and astounding word power...

lex you´re not only a git but a poo-head

by Ben McClane December 20, 2003

Mega-Poo

A shit so big that it causes pain to the creator and causes plumbing issues to the toilet simultaneously. Often this can come naturally or be induced using copious amounts of ginger ale, caffeine, foods heavy in fiber and starch and sitting/laying in a folded position.

David's mega-poo induced vomiting and blocked the toilet.

by MegaPooInducer April 24, 2011

deja poo

sometimes it just feels like the same old crap all over again

Our new account manager just introduced himself and I had that distinct feeling of deja poo.

by trep420 September 10, 2009