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Horny Police

These are the police responsible for bringing horny people into the system. Without them... the world would be filled with horny peverts.

Wait.
Tom: I heard Ted got caught looking at Sakura's boobies! He was caught by the horny police!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023
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Copyright Police

a nerd who tells you to stop pirating or using pirated content
person 1: i watch movies i downloaded off a torrent
person 2: stop doing that, thats illegal
person 1: stop being such a Copyright Police
by The Computer Nerd April 3, 2019
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wild police flee

synonym for wild police chase or evading the man



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April 14: Police Chase

Occurs when motorists are afraid to pass a police car while driving on a highway due to a fear of being caught for speeding. Similar to a parade maker, the result is a traffic jam.

WOW had it wrong all these years, I thought it was when someone in a motor vehicle didn’t want to get caught so they do not stop and the police chase them.

Me too, but maybe that’s called fleeing. LOL!

I have never heard them say “ He led them on a wild police flee” but you can be correct!
by Classic1979 April 14, 2009
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Police Scotland

A Scottish version of the police force in the northern half of the United Kingdom. They are much more lenient that other police forces as they usually do the devil's lettuce themselves. They also cruise around thinking theh are hard when they would get sparked anyday in the area known as 'Torry'
Martin: "Shan heres some weed bro x"
Police Scotland: "Thanks bro. give me a Fat Deal of you are going to the slammer lol xx"
Martin: "Shan okay. anything for my bro x"
by SlipperySandison March 7, 2018
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Police officer

The guys dt drooling over the 10 year old boys wishing to deflower and cavity search them as young as a 1 year old boy or girl with their chrome extension baton sometimes puts infants in microwaves Denys parental rights without court and regularly found loitering
The scariest thing in the galaxy the Police officers peace extends to deflowering & getting blown by 5 year old boysand raping their ass as depicted on toe as advertised on google
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
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Community Policing

The unpatriotic act turned the country into the United Stasi of America and the Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA unintelligent agencies run the program and confusion centers make up terrorist because there aren't any and outsource most of the harassment to local community groups such as infraretard and neighborhood nazis and Stasi pigs and insecurity guards, who are the FBI's (f) lying monkeys that smear campaign, track, harass, gaslight, 24/7 monitoring and sabotage waiting for you to make a mistake and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability. Fake Bureau of Investigation runs gangstalking (COINTELPRO) and Clowns Idiots and Assholes runs electronic harassment (MK ULTRA) to Disrupt, Discredit, Divide (DDD) to isolate, set up, nuetralize non investigative subjects by inducing mental breakdowns, psychosis, regression, helplessness, homelessness, hospitalization, incarceration, suicides, homicides, heart attacks, cancer, and car accidents that's undetectable and it's hard to prove because of invisibility, secrecy, and deception. Zersetzung is death by 1000 cuts. Slow Dagger Masonic revenge poisons every aspect of you're life to completely isolate you so you commit suicide. Freemasons are widespread in the CIA and are tied to the police and are community oriented. Gangstalkers are community oriented parasites or community oriented pussys or Coordinated Organized Persecution Stalking (COPS) program.
by TI Satan June 26, 2023
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normie police

The normie police is a group of people that will make the internet great again. these nigga's are going to shrek all the normies that ruin your experience on the internet. they will save us all from the normies that made our lives hell.
Outsider 1: 'hey have you heard about the Isopod meme?'
Outsider 2: 'yeah, it looks like it has some great potential.'
Normie: 'hey guys rolf lmao XDDDD. have yur heard about dat boie?!?! the meme is very good and lit fam XDDD rolf lol.'
Outsider 1 and 2: 'please go away normie you're ruining our life's.'
Normie police: 'okay bitch it's time to go away you cancerous person.'
Normie: 'oh man i guess i'll go for now ;((((((.'
Outsider 1 and 2: 'oh wow, thank you Normie police.'
Normie police: 'no problem'
by GenericHuman73559 January 29, 2018
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