slide some glass

Open the window. Usually when stuck in someones car after drinking and you need some air.

"Slide some glass or I'm gonna hurl

by Mochi Girl August 4, 2011

The Glass Road Trucker

The act of defecating on your victim's back deck within wiping distance of a sliding glass door. Next spread cheeks and press against glass. Using a downward motion, leave your 'skid mark'.

Bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after.

Fuck that asshole! The Glass Road Truckers haul ass tonight!

by Dachau Cabana August 9, 2010

cat-eyed glasses

Cat-eyed glasses were popular in the late 50s/early 60s/70s. They had faux pearls and rhinestones in the glasses frames. Now and then you see an old bag who still wears cat-eyed glasses she bought in 1961. Cat-eyed glasses are making sort of a come-back, but I like the old bag ladies who still wear them.

GET WITH IT!

Example: ".....hey you old bag - yeah you with the goofy cat-eyed glasses..." go buy a new pair at The Optical Shop.

by Miss DeBenedetto March 4, 2019

Underwater Seein' Glasses

The mask-like device that a redneck diver or swimmer places on his or her face which allows them to see underwater.

Bubba: Hey , Brandi, you seen my underwater seein' glasses? I dropped my truck keys in the pond agin and gotta go look fer 'em.
Brandi: Yeah Bubba, they right there- on your big ole head.
Bubba: (reaching up and scratching at his big ole head) Well shut my mouth, they sure are! A yuck, yuck.

by Texaswonderwoman April 22, 2013

year 6 glasses

What you wear as a granny after preschool glasses

You used to wear preschool glasses but now you wear year 6 glasses

by 😗’s there September 26, 2018

STARBURST GLASS SHOW

when a man/woman sits on a glass coffee table with full bowels usually after taking laxatives

then another man/woman crawls underneath the glass coffee table and sits and watches as "the star" "bursts" before the "show"

last night my girlfriend drank miralax gave me a starburst glass show on our coffee table

by i'm just some guy September 29, 2021

woes-coloured glasses

If someone sees things through woes-coloured glasses, they see things as being worse than they really are. Overly pessimistic view of things. Expecting the worst possible outcome. The opposite of rose-coloured glasses. Also spelled woes-colored glasses.

He's fearful and pessimistic of the future that he sees through woes-coloured glasses.

by ggaggamba July 4, 2015