hit as hell

1.) You ugly as fuck.

2.)You hot and everyone wanna smash

1.) Damn she hit as hell she shouldn't even be going in public
2.) Damn she his as hell, I just wanna smash

by JOHNNNNNNNNNN CENAAAAAAA February 4, 2018

hit the hessler

slang for going to bed ("hessler" = bed).

I'm tired. I'm going to listen to some Steve Vai and then hit the hessler.

by DinkusMayhem October 12, 2007

Hit with the MF

to hit someone with an unpredictable act (verbal/physical) after being done dirty. It is that second action after yelling "Motherfucker!" The phrase can be used by the actors or the audience seeing the act.

Johnnie: Dude, I hate to tell you but I fucked ya girl
Billie: "Motherfucker" (hits and lays out Johnnie)
Onlooking group: "Damn, he got hit with the MF!"

Kelly: Brian, Im pregnant but it may not be yours.
Brian: Wait, you tell me you preggo and then hit me with the MF.

by DPhizz December 25, 2011

bag hit

when cocaine is ingested through the nasal straight to the brain so that u get a better high instantly cause u just sniffed a lot more then normal

I just did a big hit I'm fucked but I'm not afraid of a little bungee jump cause I'm fired up of that bag hit

by Clown baby5 November 30, 2014

call a hit

To hire someone to beat up, or kill someone else.
(You can also use this term sarcastically to show your protective tendency for your significant other)

Girl: looser's name here is being such a jerk.
Guy: Do you need me to "call a hit" on em?

by Ray rice >:-( August 1, 2016

Hit The Lights

Fire song of the first metallica record, rocking out with fans and concert partying is this song's defintion

HIT THE LIGHTSSSAA!!!

by MetallicaFan July 24, 2022

Hitting the porcelain.

It is the act of hitting ceramic material with urine (usually the inside bowl of a toilet), so that you don't make any noise when you pee. More common amongst males than females for obvious reasons. It can be done whilst standing up or sitting down. It can also grow on you as you may start to see it as some sort of game.

Wife-"Honey, where were you?"
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."

by Orange Lizard December 6, 2010