moose muffin

when you can see a girls pubes through a wet bathing suit

I can see that girls moose muffin

by Wozzy December 15, 2003

stud muffin

a man who is irresistible to the opposite sex
also see spiffy

mason is such a stud muffin, all the ladies are attracted to him

by Chris Jestus March 06, 2008

muffin fluffer

The act of blowing a zerbit on someone's vagina

She loved the muffin fluffer I gave her.

by FLJ August 08, 2006

scrub muffin

a guy that has potential at first glance but is just too damn dirty close up that you could ever consider him as a viable dating option

cindy:"hey look at that guy over there"
margo: "ewww are you serious that guy's a total scrub muffin!"

by dana and linh January 26, 2004

baby muffin

a nick name for the cutest boy in the entire world.
also see:
perfect, gorgeous, amazing.

caitlin loves her baby muffin!

by caitlinelizabeth October 30, 2007

mow muffin

The dried-on caked-on grass from the underside of a lawnmower which falls off in muffin-like clumps when starting a mower which has been idle for a day or days. In extreme cases, the mow muffin must be chiseled loose.

The lawnmower scattered mow muffin all over the garage floor when it started.

by Jim Hendricks December 29, 2006

Whisker Muffin

when a guy is going down on a girl and her long pubes tickle his nose and causes him to sneeze, and gets snot all over her female genitalia, creating an icing on her muffin.

Charles: Damn, I was eating this chick out the other night and she tickled me with her pubes and i snotted all over her whisker muffin.

Boomer: GROSS!

by Balooshy September 17, 2008